Posted 1 week ago

hotwinger:

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

yes

(Source: thelandofwtf)

Posted 1 week ago

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

Posted 1 week ago

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

Posted 1 week ago

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

Amanda Seyfried | by Lee Kyu Han for ELLE Korea, August 2014

(Source: northfalls)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

"Cosima, aren’t you getting too old to be playing truth or dare with Sarah?”

"She called me a pussy, what was I gonna do? Be a pussy?”

"Yes, always put your ego before you personal safety."

"She gave me fifty bucks."

Posted 2 weeks ago

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

Posted 2 weeks ago